Big Sprout: You know, I really wish you would quit bossing me around.
Barefoot Gardener: No way! I waited a long, long time to be a mother and have someone to boss around. I had to take it from my folks, so now you have to take it from me. Besides, it's fun.
Big Sprout: That is SO not fair!
Barefoot Gardener: Yes, it is. Someday YOU will be the mommy, and then you will know the joy of having your own children to torture. You should be taking notes now, you know, so that you don't forget any of the valuable lessons I am teaching you....