Little Sprout: I want petzows, Mommy
Barefoot Gardener: You want pretzels? I don't think we have any. Nope, they are all gone. Do you want some chips?
LS: Nope
BG: How about a cookie? (holds up package of Nutter Butters)
LS: Nope. I want beaw cookie
BG: (opens up the bear cookie jar) It's empty. (opens up apple cookie jar) See? No cookies in here, either. We only have this kind of cookie (holds up package of Nutter Butters)
LS: Nope, I don't want dose.
BG: How about some popcorn?
LS: Nope. (smiles)
BG: Or raisins?
LS: Nope. I want dose cookies. (points at the Nutter Butters)
BG: *sigh* I thought so.
3 comments:
Just remember that when you get old and senile, you can do the same thing right back at them!! (Insert evil laugh here!)
I can't wait!
Thanks BF, I needed a good laugh!
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