O Mighty Cat

Thank you so much for, once again, killing a little rodent in the house. I also thank you for waking me instead of just leaving its little corpse where I might step on it.

I just have two little requests, if that is okay with you.

First, please don't ever again let me see you pull a dead animal out of my shoe. I understand that you hid it there for drama's sake, but now I have to burn my shoes.

Second, rather than just be proud of yourself for killing the poor little things, could you possibly take a 'tracking' class of some kind and learn how to show me where they are getting in the house in the first place?

Thanks again for the excellent hunting skills!