Wish I were? Wish I was? Hunh. Grammar was never my strong suit. I have always left participles dangling every which place and if you asked me to name the parts of a sentence I would probably get lost somewhere after 'verb'.
I have been thinking lately how fun it would be to be gloriously nutty. I don't know, wear halloween costumes for every day clothing and talk to folks no one else can see. I don't want to be a scary crazy person, or a boring crazy person. I want to be the kind of nutcase who missed the normalcy boat by just a smidgen, and is all the loopier for it.
Unfortunately, I am just too lazy. It is so much WORK to look and act like a nutjob! I supposed I am destined to be just another average working mom....