That massive amounts of caffeine and nicotine do NOT replace sleep in the opinion of the human body?
That despite your best efforts, Sprouts will be determined to get bad diaper rash whether or not you are stocked up on butt cream?
That potatoes straight out of the garden really DO taste better?
That no matter how many times you tell them, boys between the ages of birth and 40 will not remember anything you tell them....especially if it is important?
That Fraggle Rock videos are the best babysitters?