HA!!!!

I have been cranky a bit with the Mr., poor guy. Today a friend sent me this in an email, and it fit so well I just giggled and giggled.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

That is totally my life!