And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. ~ Kahlil Gibran



Saturday, February 16, 2008

Why I could never be a 911 dispatcher....

You have probably seen or heard these before, they are too funny not to have made the rounds once or twice in email-land. I, however, didn't give out my email address to anyone for about 3 years and I missed out on a lot of this stuff.

Enjoy




6 comments:

DirkStar said...

I think this is why I don't give out my email.

Still, these were kinda funny.

Mysti said...

Did I miss where he says he's an officer? The title may have been a bit misleading... Hilarious! I had a friend who called 911 twice for himself because he thought he was dying after smoking pot. We just told him he couldn't smoke it anymore. LOL

The Burger King lady made the news for a while after this happened. She should be stoned in the streets.. or at least humiliated for the rest of his life! *shaking head*

Wendy said...

I've had email for ten-plus years, and I've never gotten either one - not that I'm complaining, mind you ;).

The Burger King one was kind of funny, in a sad sort idiotic way. I guess that stupid lady just wanted to be sure that she had the right to sit there until ... what? the floor dried and they could, then, give her her correct order? Sheesh! Some people. It's not like she has the "right" to eat at Burger King, and they are obligated to wait on her hand and foot. She has the "right" to NOT eat at Burger King if they give her lousy service. It's that skewed sense of entitlement we have in this country.

RuthieJ said...

Kinda makes you wonder how often dispatchers receive ridiculous calls like this doesn't it? I wonder how they can keep from laughing....I was practically falling off my chair!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Poeple are such morons!

Kati said...

ROFLMBO!!! OMG people can be so freaking stupid! These are funny, in a very pathetic way.