So some new folks moved in upstairs (I live in an apt, remember?), and I am sure they have a large herd of very heavy, very short-legged animals up there. All I have been hearing for the last week is ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BUMP-rumble-CRASH-BANG-ba-ba-ba-BUMP, and the sound of my chandelier shaking.
At first I thought it was just an amorous couple "breaking in" every room of the apt, since it seemed to be more in the evenings and much more rhythmic. Not fun to think about, but you can kind of laugh at it.
Now it has become constant, and unless there is a trampoline or something involved there is no way that my original thought could be accurate.
I am thinking maybe toddlers? About 50 of them? Running constantly? Or maybe a step-aerobics class for very heavy gnomes?
I miss my old upstairs neighbor. She was so blessedly quiet.